Why Patrick Bateman vs. Squidward is PERFECT

Reasoning:

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Boy playin' bad, but you soft like apricots I'll be your pacemaker, I'ma put you in a shock Brat with your dance, then you tremble when I talk And all the girls they want you, but you never find a spot

Sigma, sigma boy, I'ma play like a favorite toy Sigma, sigma boy, make you cry, that's what I enjoy God, you're so annoyin' what you're sayin', now shut the noise You ain't got no choice but to play by my rules tonight

Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I just wanna play with you 'cause you're my favourite toy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I just wanna play with you 'cause you're my favourite toy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy

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Reasoning:

Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I just wanna play with you 'cause you're my favourite toy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy

Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I just wanna play with you 'cause you're my favourite toy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I just wanna play with you 'cause you're my favourite toy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy

Boy, sigma boy, boy, sigma, sigma boy Boy, sigma boy, boy, sigma, sigma boy Boy, sigma boy, boy, sigma, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy

Boy playin' bad, but you soft like apricots I'll be your pacemaker, I'ma put you in a shock Brat with your dance, then you tremble when I talk And all the girls they want you, but you never find a spot

Sigma, sigma boy, I'ma play like a favorite toy Sigma, sigma boy, make you cry, that's what I enjoy God, you're so annoyin' what you're sayin', now shut the noise You ain't got no choice but to play by my rules tonight

Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I just wanna play with you 'cause you're my favourite toy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I just wanna play with you 'cause you're my favourite toy Boy, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy

Boy, sigma boy, boy, sigma, sigma boy Boy, sigma boy, boy, sigma, sigma boy Boy, sigma boy, boy, sigma, sigma boy I'll make you my bitch, yeah, that's the shit that I enjoy