What's one of the craziest things a Tinder date has told you?

I'm just asking bc I want a little laugh tbh, tinder dates are always so out of pocket 💀.

I'll go first... So I love bugs, always have, always will. They're so cute and I love them sm omg. I've been a mantid owner ever since I can remember, I love mantids, they're such fascinating creatures.

So I meet this girl on tinder, she's very sweet and kind and we were hitting it off pretty good! I invite her over to my house after our 3rd date and just show her around. I left her alone for like... idk 3 minutes and suddenly I heard a scream coming from the bug room 💀. I run in there bc I thought one of the bugs probably freaked her out or something. I walk in and she point her finger at me and then starts yelling at me SAYING THAT "I'M A MAN???" 😭😭? I was beyond confused and shit, so I played it off like it was a little togue and cheek joke, so I started laughing. And then she got super serious and went, "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU WERE A MAN" (keep in mind I'm a very feminine girl so it made this even funnier). By then I knew she was serious and asked her what made her think that. She then said "LOOK AROUND, THERES SO MANY BUGS, ONLY BOYS LIKE BUGS, YOURE A BOY BC YOU LIKE BUGS" (basically summed up). I kept asking her over and over if this was a joke and stuff, but she was DEAD SERIOUS. I told her to leave the house ofc bc she literally looked like she was going insane. After that, I deleted tinder bc what the actual fuck 😭😭 it caught me so off guard and the fact she was serious too.

Ik this was a long ass text but damn I felt the need to share it 😭. Hopefully I can actually find a partner one day that doesn't think I'm a boy for liking bugs 💀💀.