All Rocket mains need to die!

This is satire. Apologies if too extreme and too much swearing is used. Also a reference to another post by u/SNESMANY2K

I need to vent. I’m REALLY mad about this. So I was playing a ranked game, I’m currently in Silver because all my stupid teammates are inferior species festering in their basements while I’m only on the game 20 hours a day.

In this game I picked Iron Man after EVERYONE else picked a dps or a shitty tank!! Except one guy.. the Rocket one trick. This stupid fucknut of a turd would place his stupidly shitty beacons in the worst locations before barely healing our team and just constantly shooting his stupid orange stupid mini gun. We already got dps lil buddy just stick to healing us. Then this moron doesn’t look up at all to heal me!!!! I’m in the air blasting the back line and getting the supports out of the match so our team can take down the rest.

The stupid fucking rocket won’t heal me so I keep dying and we start losing. We did manage to push them back a bit and our moon knight even got a 3 KO ult off. But then the stupid rocket wouldn’t stop whining for me to switch so.. heh.. I thought I suppose I’ll humour you this once. I switched to my other main, Jeff. I was sniping people left and right with my water blasts and healing our dps, I did also avoid healing our stupid rocket because he didn’t deserve it for performing so terribly.

That’s when it happened. 100% for my ult. I managed to snag an Iron fist and I think their enemy rocket and Mr Fantastic too!! It was so awesome and I threw them off the map and we did so good. Then out of nowhere, our rocket and mr fantastic were dead because they’re trash idiots and we lost. I got SVP but what’s that worth when you’ve got morons on your team huh?

Then out of nowhere the Rocket started saying horrible things such as KYS and it was so mean!!!!!!!!! Really hurt my feelings but he accidentally said it in match chat so the enemy team actually became my allies and supported me. That stupid fucking rocket got reported by everyone and I think he was banned! What an idiot!!! See you in Grandmaster, chump!