The time my buddy knocked out a bonehead
A couple years back me and my buddy are just sitting outside a bar smoking and just talking, there was already a pretty sizable group outside as the bar was in the heart of the city (Portland). So me and my buddy are just sitting there having a great time when all of a sudden some guy comes stumbling out of the bar, clearly drunk off his ass spewing some racist crap, i can't remember exactly what he was saying, but it was something along the lines of "they deserved the gas chambers" or something like that. Nobody's really doing anything just starting at him when my buddy gets up and starts saying stuff like "yeah brother white power let's go" and they guy looks at my buddy and starts agreeing with him, so my buddy walks over to him and goes to give him a handshake with his left hand, they guy goes to shake it and then my buddy just POPS him right in the face and knocked him clean out. We could literally hear people laughing from the apartment buildings across the street. Just a funny story I thought I'd share