Stout Smoothies WTF??

I understand any industry needs to be inventive and/innovative to mix things up from time-2-time. But can this new trend of Stout Smoothies stop plz!

Whoever thought creating a curdled version of a Stout that is so thick it can barely leave the can, or pours looking like toilet water or has a bizarre thick marbled look and feels like you need to chew it! I've tried a few such as MakeMake and Elmeleven and they're just bad.

I am a bit Stout and Porter, especially big high abv Imperials but this new style of Stout smoothie is unnecessary. Example pic attached.

I understand any industry needs to be inventive and/innovative to mix things up from time-2-time. But can this new trend of Stout Smoothies stop plz!

Whoever thought creating a curdled version of a Stout that is so thick it can barely leave the can, or pours looking like toilet water or has a bizarre thick marbled look and feels like you need to chew it! I've tried a few such as MakeMake and Elmeleven and they're just bad.

I am a bit Stout and Porter, especially big high abv Imperials but this new style of Stout smoothie is unnecessary. Example pic attached.