Urist's Wager

Pascal's Wager is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's just a pseudo-sophisticated version of preying on fear to keep people in a religion, and taking it seriously is naive and gullible. Any time anyone brings it up, I want to say this to them:

I am a God. I am more powerful than the Christian / Mormon god. If you give me $10,000 then when you die I will force that god to let you AND any number of other people you choose into heaven / the celestial kingdom. (And if you don't, I won't punish you; I'm not an asshole.) Don't believe me? I get it, but do you really want to gamble away infinite gain for finite loss? Do you think what I said is blasphemy? I understand that too, but can you really afford to risk not giving me $10,000 when you stand to gain so much?