[Mark Lazerus] Currently on the Blackhawks payroll:

Currently on the Blackhawks payroll:

  • Shea Weber
  • Mikko Rantanen
  • Seth Jones
  • Jake McCabe
  • Josh Bailey
  • The figment of our imagination that is Laurent Brossoit
  • The ghost of Eddie Shore
  • Nightmare Bear from Sochi
  • Frederick Stanley, 16th Earl of Derby

Oh, I forgot about Bobby Bonilla.