What women think we want versus what we really want, Indy fan edition.

There is a huge difference between what women think men want and what men want.

You can't buy your way to total happiness. The best you can do is buy a good fedora, leather jacket, travel tickets, and pay for the hotel room with money.

No real man wants a woman who can be cast under the spell of consumerism. We want a God Dam'n Partner!