The Most Killable NPC

I know people love running around this sub shouting about Nazeem and I get it, I really do. I hate him because he's right - I really don't get to the Cloud District often. But I would like to offer up a humble alternative option. This fucker, Sigurd.

If I have to hear that he works at Belethor's one more fucking time, I'm gonna lose it. You don't. You wander the streets doing fuck all for the business. It's a wonder Belethor hasn't shit canned your lazy ass already.

And don't even get me started on this slimy shit trying to repeatedly snake my spot on the chopping block. Rot in hell, Sigurd, I'm chopping wood right now and I will continue to do so until two to three weeks from now.