I'm part of a submarine expedition to the deepest part of the ocean. What we found was a door, locked from the outside. (Final)

Tell me your greatest fear and I’ll reveal your power

I'm part of a submarine expedition to the deepest part of the ocean. What we found was a door, locked from the outside.

1 billion US dollars but you have to go through 10 years worth of lower back pain

10 million USD, but you have to slug a random human being in the face.

Man learns his entire existence is artificial. Doesn’t give a shit. Completes his mission

$2 million dollars tax free, but you must be completely nude for 1 hour at a large city of my choice

When No One Else Would

Creepy old perv in a castle forces a young peasant girl into marriage

A guy decides he wants to die but changes his mind

When/how did you first become interested in Discworld?

Devotion to duty does stand out

A Hundred Terran ships

We are not all like that

The least helpful thing to yell during an emergency.

Fifth Elephant

Megalomaniacal tech bro with a god complex steals his company's invention and uses it against its creator

A word for a sound filling a phone line

If you were a lawyer in a murder trial and discovered that all the jurors were childhood bullying victims of your client and therefore likely had ulterior motives, how would you try to get him off?

If you had to give the Discworld books, as a whole, an age rating, what would you pick and why?

Kid gets banished from his tribe and meets a girl who was raised by wolves

Carnivals! Mad Science! And a dude dies in a bathtub.

Where do the Ogier come from?

The Cops Didn't Believe Me When I Saw A UFO. They Do Now.

There was a house in the village where I grew up whose cellar was concreted over. All the older neighbors told us the same story.