my dad and brother did an interview on local news while sitting in my pewdiepie chair😎

jake lockley every time he took over the body

my bank charged me a $22 fee for only having $14 in my bank account 😭

Anyone getting this screen?

my 12 pack came with a can that’s sealed but completely empty

I asked it to create 50 practice multiple choice questions based on a doc. there are 8 actual questions and the rest are “Sample Question # Related to [topic]” 😭

my boyfriend rips open the to-go bag instead of just… taking the food out of the bag

This is how dumb yelp is

my dad often gets calls and texts asking to buy his rental property. the answer has always been “no”… they started calling me instead

IIL other peoples’ favorite songs, what else would I like?

My 2 biggest complaints about Tesla cars are the auto wipers and the aftermath of using windshield wiper fluid on the highway 😤

Psychiatrist told me if I truly had adhd I would have not been accepted in college

Robot latte art

printed out the fortune boss !

blurry picture of a dog

my school scheduled a mandatory workshop on new year’s eve

I'm not sure if this is intentional or not, but the bricks on this wall gave me an aneurysm

How to make (shin) ramen less spicy without sacrificing flavour?

I responded to her after 2 years

stumbled across these screenshots from years ago when I was 18 and this 25 yr old man would send me messages like this bc I rejected him

WHAT is wrong with my dog?

when ur mom is near sighted and therefore can’t see when u stole something if u stand still enough

i think backslide is about addiction

IIL songs that reference jesus from an artist that doesn't make christian music (ex. "if i believe you" by the 1975), WEWIL?

Just Watched Black Mountain Side (2015) (spoilers)